Stereotypical Mercedes Driver is Stereotypical

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/08/2013 at 12:30 • Filed to: None

In summary, Mercedes driver parks like asshat in a full garage to try and prevent someone parking next to him. Volvo driver parks next to him anyway. Mercedes driver tries to publicly shame Volvo driver on Facebook. Mercedes driver's friends all side with Volvo driver and flame Mercedes driver. Mercedes driver insists everyone but him is wrong. Volvo driver chimes in at the end to bring it full circle.

DISCUSSION (52)

Takuro Spirit > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:48

Oooooh, I want to like those comments SO MUCH!

thebigbossyboss > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:48

That is epic. Whenever I go somewhere where people park like that I park in the lines as close as I can just for this.

Blondude > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:48

Arrr, This Benz driver be a douchenozzle.

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:51

Good lord, it's a 1996-2003 W210. I hate to tell the guy but that Volvo is probably worth more.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:54

Who the hell parks next a [badly parked] _____________ like this???

Fill in the blank with the appropriate response.

a. Mercedes

b. Bugatti Atlantic type 57

c. Ferrari California 250 SWB

d. Ford GT40 MarkII

e. doesn't matter what I drive, I'm more important than you.

Seriously...they use E class mercs as Taxis in some countries...get over yourself sir.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:56

It's not even a slightly new Mercedes.

The WB > Battery Tender Unnecessary
08/07/2013 at 18:57

Exactly my thoughts.

J. Walter Weatherman > Blondude
08/07/2013 at 18:58

No shit. He even admitted intentionally parking like that to try to prevent someone else from parking next to it. How can someone be so self absorbed that they can't even anticipate people flaming them after posting that?

Jaaag Hartley > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:58

I prefer the Volvo

Sparf > Battery Tender Unnecessary
08/07/2013 at 18:59

And is just as beige as the Volvo, at least here in Europe.

Mikeado > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 18:59

Erm, that definitely is a parking space. That's why it's at least car wide and has the same door-gap-line as all the other parking spaces. Also, the gaps between cars are that small nearly everywhere I park so whatevs Mercedes Mark, you're an obnoxious nitwit!

desertdog5051 > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:01

If you cannot park better, you deserve every door ding you get.

cuts_off_prius > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:02

He probably also talks on his phone all the time while driving, at the same time cutting people off without signaling

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:02

Only douchecanoes leave their facebooks on Pirate language

DoubleClutchingAutomatic > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:03

Dude's probably jealous over having a car worth less than that "shotbox" that's worth thousands more than his actual shitbox.

Sparf > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/07/2013 at 19:04

Only extremely awesome people leave their facebooks on Pirate language*

I don't, but still.

scoob > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:06

Tried reverse image searching and found absolutely nothing. DAMN! I want to get this guy's name and give it out to Oppo.

Dusty Ventures > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/07/2013 at 19:10

I like my pirate, thanks

Dusty Ventures > scoob
08/07/2013 at 19:11

I was a bit tempted to leave his name uncovered...

PatBateman > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:15

So Douchey McDouchebag buys a 15 year old MB, parks like an asshole, takes a picture of it, posts it on fb complaining about how the Volvo didn't respect his parking authorit-eye, gets railed against by his "friends", claims the Volvo isn't in a parking spot, gets called out, admits he parked like that so no one would park next to said 15 year old MB (reverses previous story), gets mad that no one agrees that he can park like an asshole and get away with it (because they're all jealous of his sweet, sweet ride).

He deserves a tire iron through the windshield.

ddavidn > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:17

At least your language settings are normal like mine.

Dusty Ventures > ddavidn
08/07/2013 at 19:21

Arrrrrrr

GasolineLollipop > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:22

I hope Mark hasn't and won't breed.

lonestranger > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:26

This has to be a troll. I usually figure people a re just that stupid (they usually are), bu tin this case, I'm having a real hard time believing that he's not trolling.

AbigGRNboot > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 19:36

Kinja'd!!!

scoob > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 20:11

Ohhh, it's your screenshot. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone!

*Hides new post tab*

Dusty Ventures > lonestranger
08/07/2013 at 20:16

I've met him. This is legit

Spasoje > cuts_off_prius
08/07/2013 at 20:19

"Who the hell fails to yield to a Mercedes like that??? Measured 2 feet from my back bumper to his front bumper when changing lanes.

Leave your shit box away from me buddy!!!!!"

Spasoje > desertdog5051
08/07/2013 at 20:20

Just make him walk the plank.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 22:26

LOOOOOL!

ddavidn > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 23:30

You should definitely "Report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"

Dusty Ventures > ddavidn
08/07/2013 at 23:31

I believe he be walkin' the plank of 'is own accord 'ere

ddavidn > Dusty Ventures
08/07/2013 at 23:42

Arrr methinks ye be right as rum on a windy day...

lonestranger > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 00:32

I love that I just called people stupid, yet I apparently couldn't figure out how to use the spacebar properly.

Dusty Ventures > lonestranger
08/08/2013 at 01:06

For what it's worth I didn't notice until you pointed it out

Dusty Ventures > J. Walter Weatherman
08/08/2013 at 01:12

He also admitted the whole garage was full and he still tried to take two spaces. Then again, he probably needs that second space for his ego, no way it fits in one.

Sparf > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 12:31

Who rescheduled this?

Dusty Ventures > Sparf
08/08/2013 at 12:34

I did. Felt like moving it forward for the mid-day crowd

Sparf > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 12:35

Oh, I thought it might have been the sneaky person rescheduling DasWauto's post against his will.

Dusty Ventures > Sparf
08/08/2013 at 12:38

Nope. And hopefully whoever demonstrated that abuse of power doesn't do it again

Go Hawkeyes > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 12:38

Does owning a Mercedes turn you into an asshat like that or was the guy such a fucktard before owning the Mercedes? I ask because I'm considering a GL450. I'm not currently a dipshit and I don't want to turn into one like this guy is.

AddMustard > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 12:48

Facebook located, commence trolling?

Dusty Ventures > AddMustard
08/08/2013 at 13:07

You actually found him? That's hilarious! Probably shouldn't troll him though, this whole thing took place over a year ago. I've been sitting on the screen grab for a while.

...Unless he's posted similar asshattery recently, in which case go nuts

Eric Siedlecki > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
08/08/2013 at 13:08

Is singular for that "douchacano", as in a volcanic douche, or someone who spews douchebaggery like a valcano, or is it "douchecanoe", as in a canoe that's also a douche?

Dusty Ventures > Go Hawkeyes
08/08/2013 at 13:09

Not sure, you should probably play it safe...

AddMustard > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 13:21

I liked this "Why would anyone try to make a point by parking like this near a Mercedes? If it was like a pos focus they would not bother." ...I'm just so flabbergasted that he thinks so highly of his car. OK, you like your car dude, but...the Volvo is arguably nicer lol

But really I just searched for the most obscure name on that screenshot and searched NH then looked at his friends. I don't know what I'd say, but the stupid is strong with that one.

hollanddjw 1 > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 13:21

"Who parks next to a [ghetto-rich, $7000-when-I-bought-it posermobile] like this?..."

Dusty Ventures > AddMustard
08/08/2013 at 13:24

Impressive work. And yes, it's very strong

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Eric Siedlecki
08/08/2013 at 18:21

I feel this is a philosophical question

fintail > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 18:31

Not like it was a 5er or X5 or something.

I'd wedge my fintail into that Volvo spot, parked on the line, and really teach a lesson - its surplus Panzer metal wouldn't be afraid of a W210. I wouldn't lame it up on facebook though.

texasfordfan > Dusty Ventures
08/08/2013 at 22:58

I think it is funny that he says the guy is closer to the wall than the mercedes, yet the volvo is still to close to the mercedes.

boxjohn > AddMustard
08/09/2013 at 04:50

Some people just hear the brand name "A mercedes" and glaze over the rest. A mid-level (and almost certainly small engine) mercedes from 15 years ago in not-remarkable nick... but it's a mercedes.

It's the same sort of people who would never have a GT500 or Taurus SHO cause 'It's a ford' or wouldn't touch a Phaeton because 'It's a vw"